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avatar Tucker_the_Nerd 24 day.ago

Just remembered this joke my dad told me:

A guy calls 911. Guy: “Help, I’m out hunting with my buddy, Buck and he must’ve had a heart attack or something, ‘cause he fell over dead.” 911: “The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.” Guy: “Ok”  **BANG**  “Now what?”

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